1 00:00:05,305 --> 00:00:10,276 (theme music) 2 00:00:10,310 --> 00:00:14,914 ** 3 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:04,831 ** 4 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:11,805 (alarm rings) 5 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:17,610 (ringing continues) 6 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:21,281 (ringing stops) 7 00:01:23,116 --> 00:01:25,118 (ringing resumes) 8 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:30,323 (ringing stops) 9 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,860 (ringing resumes) 10 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,767 (ringing continues) 11 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:48,708 (ringing continues) 12 00:01:58,418 --> 00:02:00,920 (ringing continues) 13 00:02:05,425 --> 00:02:06,893 (ringing continues) 14 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:10,063 (muffled ringing) 15 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:15,301 (ringing continues) 16 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,973 - You, you wait. 17 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:30,083 (ringing continues) 18 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,894 (ringing fades) 19 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:50,970 (phone ringing) 20 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,239 - Ohh! - Henry! 21 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:57,310 You can't hit everything that rings. 22 00:02:57,344 --> 00:03:00,113 Hello? 23 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:01,281 Who's calling? 24 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:03,516 Oh, one moment, please. 25 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:07,887 Sara, telephone. Some boy named David. 26 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:13,827 Oh, oh, Henry, come on. You can't go back to sleep. 27 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,495 You have to go to Rafkin's funeral today. 28 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:16,830 Come on, you'll be late. 29 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:19,332 - He's dead, he'll wait. 30 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:22,535 - Henry, the man was our tenant for eight years. 31 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:24,304 His rent checks were always on time. 32 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:26,506 Isn't that the least you can do? Come on. 33 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,408 - Did I hear you say David was on the phone? 34 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:30,210 - Yes. - David's the boy 35 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:31,544 I had a date with last night. 36 00:03:31,578 --> 00:03:33,847 Why is he calling Sarah? 37 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,483 She did it again, she hits on every guy I go out with. 38 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:38,885 - That isn't true. 39 00:03:38,918 --> 00:03:41,354 I did nothing to encourage David. 40 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:42,856 I just walked through the living room 41 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:45,225 while he was waiting for you and said hi. 42 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:46,393 - What were you wearing when 43 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:47,660 you walked through the living room? 44 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:49,863 - Nothing special. Just what I'm wearing now. 45 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,197 - You see! 46 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,099 Oh, I can't wait to get my own apartment. 47 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:56,102 - Well, I can't help it if your boyfriends are attracted to me. 48 00:03:56,102 --> 00:04:00,173 When it comes to personality, I just happen to be a ten. 49 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:04,277 - When it comes to personality, you happen to be a 36C. 50 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:07,113 - Next time your sister has a date come by the house, 51 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:09,282 you wear nothing less than a topcoat. 52 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:11,518 - Why do you always stick up for Jackie? 53 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:13,053 - I've known her longer. 54 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:17,824 - You better get into the bathroom before the girls do. 55 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:19,826 - Yeah, I suppose so. 56 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:22,796 By the time they get out of there, Rafkin will decompose. 57 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,732 - Oh, and Henry, don't take too long. 58 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:28,968 I have a photo session of the Embarcadero this morning. 59 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:31,905 - Oh, that was fast. - Not fast enough. 60 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,606 Jackie beat me to it. 61 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:38,945 (sighs) 62 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:42,882 You know, you look gorgeous in the morning with your 63 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:46,286 tossled hair and sexy eyelashes, 64 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:49,089 sweeping curve of your back. 65 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:53,093 Warm, firm shape of your remote control unit? 66 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:59,666 Forgive me, I thought it was you. 67 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:02,202 - I thought it was you. 68 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:07,173 - Bathroom's all yours, Dad. 69 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:09,209 - Oh, thank you. 70 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:15,148 Sara is in there now. 71 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:18,218 - Ugh, I'll get her out. 72 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:19,586 Sara. 73 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:23,456 Sara. 74 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:24,724 (Muriel screams) 75 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:32,832 - I swear they get further away every morning. 76 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:35,702 - I'm out, Dad. 77 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:37,303 - Oh, thank you. 78 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:40,240 - Oh, take your time. Mom's in there now. 79 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:41,408 - My luck, I live in a house 80 00:05:41,441 --> 00:05:43,677 with three women and one bathroom. 81 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:47,213 Muriel, I'm going to be late for Rafkin's funeral. 82 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:48,782 You know what time it is? 83 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:05,331 It's 7:30! 84 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:25,051 - What did Rafkin do to this place? 85 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:28,254 - God. 86 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:31,091 My God, my God. 87 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:32,926 My God! 88 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:34,694 - Henry, do you know a stronger expression 89 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:37,130 than "Oh, my God"? - Why? 90 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:38,732 - You're going to need it when you see the bedroom. 91 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:42,869 How expensive is it to have mirrors 92 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,571 removed from the ceiling? 93 00:06:47,674 --> 00:06:50,477 - Ohh! 94 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:52,512 Ohh... 95 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,652 - Henry, the whole apartment has to be redone. 96 00:06:59,686 --> 00:07:01,021 - No one's gonna rent it looking like this 97 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:03,023 unless they're strung out on drugs. 98 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:07,027 - Ooh, it's magnificent. - I love it. 99 00:07:09,529 --> 00:07:11,031 - You keep them down here. 100 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:13,633 I'll go up and search their room. 101 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:17,237 - I had no idea Mr. Rafkin has such great taste. 102 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,838 - He must have used decorators. 103 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,907 - I think you're right. From time to time, 104 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,642 I've seen some strange looking women 105 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,110 coming out of this apartment. 106 00:07:25,412 --> 00:07:27,781 - Hey, look at all the beautiful dresses. 107 00:07:27,814 --> 00:07:29,949 - Who did they belong to? 108 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,584 He wasn't married. 109 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:35,055 - Probably to Rafkin's sister. 110 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:36,389 Here's a picture of her. 111 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:40,393 Talk about a family resemblance. 112 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:45,432 - That's no resemblance. 113 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,834 That's Rafkin in drag. 114 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:50,070 - He was a transvestite. 115 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,304 How exciting. 116 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,440 - Henry, do you know what this means? 117 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,208 That all those strange looking women I saw 118 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:56,843 coming out of this apartment, 119 00:07:56,876 --> 00:08:00,814 they were all Rafkin. 120 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:02,382 - You know, I must have held the door for him 121 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:04,617 on several occasions. 122 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,419 - Come on, let's look at the rest of the place. 123 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:09,022 - No, no, I've seen enough, I'm going back to work. 124 00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:12,025 You know, I should've suspected something from his rent checks. 125 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,660 They weren't the usual scenic kind 126 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:15,662 like landscapes or seascapes. 127 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:18,198 - What were they? - Nubian slaves. 128 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:22,702 - Hey, I got a great idea. 129 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:23,837 You want to hear it? - No. 130 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:25,138 - Okay, here it is. 131 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,540 You planned to get your own apartment eventually. 132 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:28,875 Why wait? 133 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:30,443 - Are you crazy? 134 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:32,412 With what am I make at the bank, I can't afford the rent 135 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:33,580 Dad gets for this place. 136 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:35,448 - You could if you had a roommate. 137 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:38,118 - Well, yeah, but I don't know anybody that I'd want... 138 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:40,553 Oh, no, you don't. 139 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:42,722 You're one of the main reasons I went out. 140 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:44,157 I wouldn't share an apartment with you. 141 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,226 - Why not? What's wrong with me? 142 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:47,360 - You want it alphabetically? 143 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:49,763 A, you're lazy, you never wash a dish. 144 00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:52,098 B, you're unreliable. Every time a guy calls me, 145 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:53,299 you forget to give me the message. 146 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:54,901 C, you're a slob. 147 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,569 Our bedroom looks like a store room at the Salvation Army. 148 00:08:56,603 --> 00:08:58,538 Don't stop me now. I'm on a run. 149 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:00,006 And D, you're a pain in the-- 150 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,342 - Hold it. That's A again. 151 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:05,045 - Sara, when I can finally afford to move, 152 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,246 it's going to be out. 153 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:07,380 Not under. 154 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:09,182 - I'm 21. 155 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:13,286 I want some privacy, some independence. 156 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:15,722 I don't want my father monitoring my life. 157 00:09:15,755 --> 00:09:17,257 - But, Jackie, 158 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,559 we'll have plenty of independence down here. 159 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:22,062 - Well, I just looked in Rafkin's bedroom 160 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:23,463 and am I ever jealous. 161 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:26,332 - Why? - He has a mink coat. 162 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,340 - There, that's better. 163 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:34,374 Very, very, very nice. 164 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:37,911 "Thank you." 165 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:40,113 - I'm beginning to worry about you, Henry. 166 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:42,816 I think you're developing a split personality. 167 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:44,150 - I am not. 168 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:48,388 "Neither am I." 169 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,489 Chuckle, clunk, clunk, 170 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,491 clunk, clunk, clunk. 171 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:52,759 Splat. 172 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:58,598 Oh, what am I doing? 173 00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:00,767 I'm a talented illustrator. 174 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,303 Why am I reduced to drawing children's comic books. 175 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:07,073 - Well, to pay the bills. 176 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,109 - I'm 51 years old. 177 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,477 Shouldn't they be paid by now? 178 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,482 I'm 51, Muriel. 179 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:18,752 I have parts you can't get anymore. 180 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,720 - Mom, Dad, can we talk to you? 181 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,756 - There's something we want to ask you. 182 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,158 You're probably going to say no, but we want to ask you anyway. 183 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:27,660 - Even though you're probably going to say no. 184 00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:28,995 - What is it? - We'd like to rent 185 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,463 rent the apartment downstairs? - No. 186 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,932 - You girls probably couldn't afford the rent anyway. 187 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,768 - I can switch classes so I can go to school in the morning 188 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,336 and get a job in the afternoon. 189 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:37,704 - And Dad wouldn't have to redecorate. 190 00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:39,039 We love it the way it is. 191 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,474 And we're not asking for any special favors. 192 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,209 - You girls can't get along in this apartment 193 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,678 where you have two referees. 194 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:45,845 Down there, you'll kill each other. 195 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,647 Forget it. It's out of the question. 196 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,783 - Well, I think you're a stubborn, closed minded, 197 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,085 grouchy old man, but I mean that respectfully. 198 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:58,625 - All we wanted was to have some privacy and independence. 199 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,828 You may not have noticed, but we've become two adult, 200 00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:03,830 mature, sophisticated young women. 201 00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:06,466 All I have to say is... 202 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,368 (blows raspberry) 203 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,437 - Muriel, this may come as a shock to you, 204 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,639 but I don't want to have any more kids. 205 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:28,888 - Wow. 206 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:33,626 13 and a half triple E. 207 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,961 (whistles) 208 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:36,763 Well, I'm glad he lived under us and not over us. 209 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,367 (doorbell rings) 210 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,374 (doorbell continues) 211 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:54,981 - How do you do? 212 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,349 I telephoned about the apartment. 213 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,018 - Oh, yes. I've been expecting you. 214 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,053 Please come in. 215 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,723 - Oh, I like it. 216 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,492 - You do? - Mm-hmm. 217 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,494 - Oh, good. 218 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:10,730 Please sit down. - Thank you. 219 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,465 Um, how many bedrooms? 220 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,434 - Two. - Perfect. 221 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,835 Business has been so good lately, 222 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,404 I need a larger apartment. 223 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,772 - Well... (chuckles) 224 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,788 (indistinct) 225 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,391 Well... 226 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,532 What kind of work do you do? 227 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:48,168 - I'm a personal masseuse. 228 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,503 - Ah. 229 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:53,340 - Y ou know, massage, manipulation, 230 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,808 therapeutic baths. 231 00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:56,109 I give relief. 232 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,715 I'm very good. 233 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,050 - Do you... 234 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,052 Do you work at home? 235 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:09,055 - Of course. - I'm sorry, 236 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:11,958 but we can't rent for professional purposes. 237 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:13,526 - Oh, but if it's a matter of references, 238 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,295 I can give you as many as you want. 239 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,497 Politicians, business executives, 240 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,065 religious leaders. jockeys. 241 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,767 - That won't be necessary-- Jockeys? 242 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,371 The apartment's taken. 243 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:27,173 - Taken? I only phoned 20 minutes ago. 244 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,075 - Well, it happened quite suddenly. 245 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:30,710 An Arab bought it. Yeah, son of a sheikh. 246 00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:31,978 Wanted to buy the whole building, 247 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,413 you know how they are. 248 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,315 I just talked him into renting this apartment. 249 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,185 - I'm here about the apartment. 250 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:42,689 - Ah, come in, Abdul. So glad to see you. 251 00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,190 How's your dad? 252 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:47,160 Terribly sorry for taking up your time. 253 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:54,300 That woman gives massages, baths, 254 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,468 everything. 255 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,003 - Well, I could come back later. 256 00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,705 - Huh? Oh, no, no, no. 257 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,040 Please, sit down. Sit down. 258 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,875 Oh, wait. Before you sit, 259 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:02,876 what do you do for a living? 260 00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,544 - I'm a professional artist. 261 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,079 - Sit. 262 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,319 Very comfortable. 263 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,688 - Yes, isn't it? 264 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,433 Professional artist, eh? 265 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,269 Well, so am I, in a way. 266 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,338 Children's comics. 267 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,840 "Cosmic Cow." 268 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,843 You probably wouldn't consider that art. 269 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,412 - No. 270 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,581 You work in oils? Watercolors? 271 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,083 - Poster paints. - Ah. 272 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,085 - I paint nudes. - Ah, nudes. 273 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,286 Women? - That's right. 274 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,420 - Mmm. 275 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,923 - Nice thing about poster paints, 276 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:52,625 it doesn't mark up their flesh. 277 00:14:55,962 --> 00:15:00,100 - Whose flesh? - The models. 278 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:03,870 You see, I... 279 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:07,841 I paint the model's body, 280 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:12,545 and have her roll around on the canvas. 281 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,054 It's an innovative forum. 282 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,789 Several galleries are already interested. 283 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,357 I expect to be hung soon. 284 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:27,727 - You should be. 285 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,697 - Incidentally, if you know of 286 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,233 any pretty young girls around here who would like 287 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,268 to model to make a couple of extra dollars, I-- 288 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,170 - Out, out. - What's wrong? 289 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:39,572 - Out, I wouldn't rent this apartment to you, 290 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,074 you lied to me. - I lied to you-- 291 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,575 - Yes! You're no Arab. 292 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:49,082 We really have to be careful who we rent to, Muriel. 293 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:50,684 - I know a young couple who would love 294 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,519 to have that apartment. - You do? 295 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,854 I'd like to talk to them. - They're not talking to you. 296 00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:58,425 - Oh, them, the silent sisters. 297 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,326 - Actually, Henry, 298 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,095 there are some advantages to having them live downstairs. 299 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,730 - Really? Like what? 300 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,298 - Well, you wouldn't have to wait in line 301 00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:07,033 in the morning to get into the bathroom. 302 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,336 - Well, that would be a welcome change. 303 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,503 - And their bedroom could be turned 304 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,472 into a wonderful studio for you. 305 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:16,142 - I hadn't thought of that, my own studio. 306 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,311 (grumbles) 307 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,813 The thought of it, Muriel, 308 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:22,048 those two girls their age, 309 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:26,252 looking the way they do, out there on our own. 310 00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:31,057 I don't know, Muriel. 311 00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:34,361 Why is it so hard to grow up? 312 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,062 - They all do it, Henry. 313 00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,531 - Not them, me. 314 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,166 My daughters are ready to go out on their own 315 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,068 and I'm not ready for it. 316 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,237 - Jackie intends to get her own apartment one day, 317 00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,940 and Sara will probably want to move in with her. 318 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,142 And they're not going to be able to afford a nice neighborhood 319 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,643 like this one. 320 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,812 At least, Henry, if they're living downstairs, 321 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,748 we'll be able to keep an eye on them. 322 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,384 - Hmm, that's true. 323 00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,920 - And it would be awfully nice 324 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:04,424 to make love again with the door open. 325 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,426 - Keep going, Muriel. 326 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,927 You're getting warm. 327 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,629 At least I am. 328 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:18,138 =- I guess you'd say I look okay in a bathing suit. 329 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,073 I have some that I really look great in that, 330 00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:22,375 but my dad won't let me wear them. 331 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,177 - Are you still on the phone? 332 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,080 Sara, I told you I was expecting a call from Roger. 333 00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:28,481 Now, come on. 334 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,383 - I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. 335 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:33,153 Oh, San Francisco State. 336 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:36,356 I'm a freshman. - Sara... 337 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,524 I'm tired of doing all the moving 338 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,092 while you talk on the phone. 339 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,527 If Roger's been trying to get through 340 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,062 and the line's been busy, you're going to hear about it. 341 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,797 - Okay, okay. 342 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,865 Hey, nice talking to you. 343 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,534 Here's Jackie. 344 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,072 It's Roger. 345 00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:58,511 (music playing) 346 00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,513 (music continues) 347 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:05,552 ** 348 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:14,060 - Muriel. 349 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,395 Muriel. 350 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,730 (music continues) 351 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,199 Muriel! - What? 352 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,034 - Answer a question for me. 353 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:23,169 - Oh, Henry, I was asleep. - That's the question. 354 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:27,040 How can you sleep with the music playing so loudly downstairs? 355 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,042 - I'm used to it. 356 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:31,711 I used to sing with a band, remember? 357 00:18:31,745 --> 00:18:34,914 The only thing that ever kept me awake was the drummer. 358 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,449 I used to go with a drummer. 359 00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:41,488 - Is this the way it's going to be with them living downstairs, 360 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:42,922 parties every weekend. 361 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,858 - Henry, it's their first party. 362 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,393 - They just moved in this morning. 363 00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:51,064 Rafkin never carried on like that. 364 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:54,501 - Rafkin was older. 365 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:57,904 He was into Tupperware parties. 366 00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:00,340 - Rafkin had class. 367 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,708 He was a lady. 368 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,513 (sniffing) What's that-- 369 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,014 what's tha-- what's that smell? 370 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,449 (sniffing) 371 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,384 That's marijuana, that's smoking pot down there. 372 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,653 - Oh, Henry, you don't even know what marijuana smells like. 373 00:19:13,687 --> 00:19:15,021 You've never smoked it. 374 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,190 - Oh, I suppose you have. 375 00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,558 - Many times. 376 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,527 - Oh, yes, I forgot, the band. 377 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,429 - No, PTA meetings. 378 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,099 - Very funny. - Darling, come on. 379 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,701 What you're smelling is incense. 380 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,170 It's very popular with young people today. 381 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,072 They all burn incense. 382 00:19:32,105 --> 00:19:34,107 - I didn't know that. 383 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,909 Why do they have to like it so much? 384 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,411 - It kills the smell of the pot. 385 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:39,746 - That's it, that's it. 386 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,481 I'm going down there, and I'm throwing everybody out. 387 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,049 - Oh, come on back to bed 388 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,684 and stop being ridiculous, come on. 389 00:19:44,718 --> 00:19:46,886 That's it. Come on, come on. 390 00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,091 I'm sure they're not doing anything 391 00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:52,459 we didn't do at their age. 392 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,461 - Oh, God! 393 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,463 - Dad, you better come downstairs quick 394 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,064 and break up a terrible fight. 395 00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:00,066 - Well, you shouldn't invite guys to your party 396 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:02,035 you know don't get along with each other. 397 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,904 - What, guys? It's me and Jackie. 398 00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:06,639 And she started it. 399 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,708 - Just remember it was your idea 400 00:20:08,742 --> 00:20:10,210 for them to have their own apartment. 401 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,912 - Dad, Dad, don't bother coming downstairs. 402 00:20:12,946 --> 00:20:14,714 Sara and I are old enough to have our own apartment, 403 00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:17,083 we are old enough to work out our differences. 404 00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:19,185 I'm the oldest. I'll handle it. 405 00:20:23,023 --> 00:20:24,758 - I like that. 406 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,127 - What'd she say? - She said you started. 407 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,828 - I'll kill her. 408 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:31,965 - Okay, Henry, come on. 409 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,067 They'll work it out among themselves. 410 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,635 - Muriel, I'll never forgive Rafkin 411 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,337 for deserting us this way. 412 00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,741 - You are a wonderful father. 413 00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:43,410 - Yes. 414 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,744 Goodnight, Henry. 415 00:20:44,778 --> 00:20:46,146 - Goodnight. 416 00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:49,115 (music playing) 417 00:20:49,149 --> 00:20:52,652 ** 418 00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,287 - Oh, hey, sorry, man. 419 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,655 We didn't know anybody was in here. 420 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,457 It's okay, it's cool. 421 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,662 (door closes) 422 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,564 - Who is that? - Not who. What. 423 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:10,737 Muriel, let's be honest, 424 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:14,974 we'd have been better off if we let them move to another state. 425 00:21:15,075 --> 00:21:17,110 Letting them live under us in their own apartment 426 00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:18,712 is going to drive me crazy. 427 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,147 Every time I see a boyfriend's car drive up at night on 428 00:21:21,181 --> 00:21:23,683 the driveway, I wonder what time he's going home, 429 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,352 or if he's going home. 430 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:28,355 The parties, people coming and going. 431 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,390 Music playing all hours of the night. 432 00:21:34,094 --> 00:21:36,196 I tell you, Muriel, we made a mistake. 433 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:40,533 (siren wailing) 434 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:48,541 Oh, yeah. 435 00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:49,943 Yeah, it's definite, 436 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,945 we made a big mistake, Muriel. 437 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,580 - Henry, what is it? Is it the police? 438 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:55,782 - No, it's not just the police, Muriel, 439 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,318 it's a SWAT team. 440 00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:02,355 (music and applause)